Miserable Working Life + Sharguage Law

Rather pathetic. In almost all jobs, u get shit from the person you communicate with. Well, almost everyone that you communicate with. It's really funny how people can be really good friend material yet be so.....intolerable when it comes to work. How often I wondered what had drove them to yell at me over the phone or hurl their verbal daggers at me. I must admit that I do spend quite a fair amount of time bitching about them though..." What a bitch!", "What the F**K!", "PMS izit?" & "Stoooopid woman".

Yah. It gets into my veins especially when I'm in no mood to entertain them (this can range from something mild like PMS or severe like being derived of my precious beauty sleep).

At times, I almost flare up and scream back at them. But hell, the next minute, I'm like "Yes??? What can I do for u?" (imagine Puss-in-Boots in Shrek 2). Humans... blah.

Why??? I ask myself. Cause' my not-so-philosophical philosophy (Sharguage Law of Humanity) come popping up. What exactly is Sharguage Law of Humanity you may ask.... Let me introduce, wahahha, my own theory (Sharry's language - Sharguage):

Think twice before inflicting pain on the person you detest. Coz' you'll never know if it's him that you detest or a part of you which he reflected. Think twice before you hurl abusive words at someone who snatches things from you. Coz' that will not make you a better person. Think twice before making anyone or everyone miserable, including yourself. Coz' it's always easier to say "I'm Sorry" then to make things go back to what they used to be.

Anywayz, I came up with a name to classify my logics coz therez quite a number of times that I sound like Jay Chou wannabe and people just can't catch what I'm saying. So in the end, when they ask what I toking, I just say it's Sharguage.

Btw, havent you noticed most of my text here are in perfect English & not typical Singlish? Hey, I'm just trying to answer the government's call to speak and write good english. After all, I'm just a normal K.S S'porean watz.